🦠Bugs, Bloat & Biofilms: My Free 5-Day Parasite Cleanse Class (Starting August 4!)

If you’ve been eating clean, taking your supplements, exercising, and still feeling bloated, tired, or stuck… this is for you.

Most people have no idea that parasites could be part of the reason they’re not feeling better—despite doing “everything right.” But here’s the truth:

You don’t need to travel to a third-world country to get a parasite. 🪱

Parasites can come from produce, pets, sushi, water, soil—even your own backyard. And they don’t just live in your gut… they can affect your skin, sleep, hormones, mood, and energy.

That’s why I created Bugs, Bloat & Biofilms—a free, 5-day educational class to help you learn:
✔️ What parasites are really doing in your body
✔️ The surprising symptoms they may be causing
✔️ Where they come from (hint: it’s closer than you think)
✔️ How to prep your body for a safe, effective cleanse
✔️ What herbs and binders I recommend to clients
✔️ Why the full moon is the perfect time to start

🚨 Top 10 Signs You Might Have a Parasite

Believe it or not, you can still have parasites even if you feel "mostly okay." These are some of the most common signs I see in my practice—especially in women who’ve tried everything and are still stuck:

1. Bloating or gas that won’t go away, no matter what you eat

2. Chronic fatigue or “wired and tired” cycles

3. Sugar cravings (especially around the full moon)

4. Itchy skin, rashes, or eczema

5. Brain fog or poor concentration

6. Constipation or loose stools

7. Grinding teeth at night (especially in kids!)

8. Histamine sensitivity or seasonal allergies

9. Mood swings, anxiety, or irritability

10. Feeling worse around the full moon (yes, really)

If you nodded your head to more than 2 of these… this cleanse might be exactly what your body’s been asking for. And don’t worry—it’s way more gentle and empowering than you think.

Parasite cleansing is one of the most overlooked yet impactful tools for restoring gut health, balancing hormones, and supporting your immune system—especially when done safely and with the right guidance.

🌕 Why Now?

The class kicks off Monday, August 4, 2025, and leads up to the August 9th full moon—when parasite activity in the body naturally spikes due to serotonin and melatonin shifts.

I’ll be guiding you through the prep phase leading up to the full moon. If you choose to follow along, you’ll be ready to start your cleanse at the ideal time—or you can save everything and start when it works best for you.

✨ What You’ll Get

• A clear breakdown of what parasites are and how they impact your health

• Daily messages or videos delivered through my client portal

• Optional supplement protocols (gentle and advanced options)

• Product recommendations with direct links (if you want to follow along)

• Bonus tips for drainage, detox, and gut repair

• A chance to ask questions and receive guidance throughout

🧼 Who Is This Cleanse For?

This class is for you if:

• You’re tired of guessing why you don’t feel well

• You’ve never done a parasite cleanse (or didn’t do it the right way)

• You want to support your gut, immune system, and detox pathways

• You love learning natural, holistic ways to care for your body

• You’re curious about functional and root-cause approaches to wellness

💬 What Others Are Saying

“I thought parasite cleanses were for people who traveled abroad—turns out it was the missing piece in my health journey. I feel lighter, more focused, and finally less bloated.”
— Jessica, mom of 3

“I had no idea how much this cleanse would help. I started sleeping better, my cravings went away, and even my skin looked clearer.”
— Amanda, 41

“Theresa makes it simple and doable, even as a busy working mom. This class helped me finally take action on things I’ve been Googling for years.”
— Rachel, 35

❓ Frequently Asked Questions

Do I have to buy supplements?
Nope! This class is 100% free and full of value on its own. That said, I’ll be sharing a few supplement kit options—one advanced, one more gentle—if you'd like to follow along for deeper results.

Can kids do this too?
Yes! I’ll include family-safe tips and gentle options in the class. You can indicate on the sign-up form if your children will be participating.

What if I can’t do the cleanse during the full moon?
That’s okay! You’ll still gain valuable knowledge and tools, and you can start your cleanse when you’re ready. I’ll show you how to adjust your timing.

I’m breastfeeding or pregnant—can I join?
You’re welcome to join for education, but this cleanse is not intended for pregnancy or breastfeeding. Please reach out to me directly if you have questions.

💙 Join Me

I’d love to help you start uncovering the root causes of your symptoms and give you a clear, supportive path to feel better. This is exactly the kind of class I wish I had when I first started my healing journey.

👉 Click here to save your spot in the free 5-day class

Let’s get the bugs out—together.
– Theresa Kasper, IHP
Well Designed Health